The Last Ride

Even though I post this I know I would not have the testicular fortitude to do this. I have about had it with my manager. As they were yanbering in my car about how they would have done every call different and how much better I would be if I only did it their way I wanted to say that I've been doing this for over a decade, you just came over last month. But I held my tongue and instead daydreamed about what I would like to do on my last day here. This is what I've visualized. I want to quit a day they ride with me. I want to take him to the furthest office in my territory in some small town. I would wait until we had stopped and they were on their phone. I would get out of the car as well and call HR telling them I quit. I would then get back in the car, lock the doors.....and leave my manager in that small town.

Ahh such a dream. But alas, I have a wife, mortgage and kids to think about. So I can only dream of them abandoned in some dusty Midwest town, wondering how they were going to get back

The Last Ride