Allergan Reps - Don't even think about it!

Hehe, so Allergan Reps, you breathed a sigh of relief when the Valeant deal broke down?



You think you'll be welcome at Actavis with open arms?



Think again.



We don't want you.



Not because there isn't a need....new products, new field force.



But see....you Allergan folk....have a reputation.



You are all losers....pitiful idiots, desperate, lazy, unreliable, dishonest, arrogant. Doctors don't like you, and you are mean to other company reps. You are just horrible people.



Actavis is a quality company, with the best of the best.



We know who you are. What goes around comes around.



Really....don't waste your time.



Word of advice.....learn how to say:



"You want fries with that?"



Bye bye.

Allergan Reps - Don't even think about it!