Study at the Brad Sippy School of Managmenthols

At the Brad Sippy School of Managment you will learn:

How to earn hundreds of thousands oif dollars in salary while pretending to competently prepare for a product launch

improve your corporate image (smugness 101. 102 and 103)

accounting - spend millions in salary, training and expenses while a product consistently misses goals and generate 5-6 scripts per week per rep almost 1 1/2 years post launch

building a strong managment team - hire individuals with either no management experience or no experience in CNS or epilepsy

Hiring and training senior managment. You will learn how to hire and retain an individual with no National Sales Director experience. There will be a thesis paper on the Brad Gerow experiment due during the first semester.

deflection - as the product launch is failing miserably, position yourself for a promtion, courses will also focus on deflecting blame to underlings (reps)

Denial - you will continue to advise coworkers that you have not missed a sales forecast. repositioning will be discussed in order to maintain your assertion despite all facts to the contrary.

Study at the Brad Sippy School of Managmenthols