Oncology SE RBD

I have a great idea...let's hire someone to be the RBD for the SE oncology team. What kind of qualifications are we looking for? Hmmmm..... Experience as a sales rep interacting with MDs- since that's the team they'll be leading (check). Oh- how about experience as a manager since they'll be managing not only sales reps, but teams of DBM's as well (check). Honesty & integrity- we have to include that since we are BMS and that's what we pride ourselves on (check). I've got another one- a proven track record of results- that's a great one! We all want results- right?!!(check)
So...who to hire..... I have the perfect person! He has no experience, shady morals, no proven track record of clear results- what could possibly go wrong!!! You're hired!

PS- this person has so much other baggage that we can lean on when the going gets tough!

Oncology SE RBD